Casino Paraphenilia

Casino Paraphenilia

If you are reading this, chances are you are a loyal member of the Floyd Manning Fan Club. Of course, it is possible you stumbled onto this web page by sheer accident. At least, you would like to think that, wouldn't you? Perhaps you would even like me to think that. After all, there are many people who find it hard to admit they have an idol in this world. Someone to whom they look for guidance, advice and a general sense of how to live.

Believe me, it is no easier for the person on the other side of the equation. Being Floyd Manning probably sounds like a lot more fun than it actually us. While I totally appreciate all the attention I receive from so many quarters of society, at the same time it's a heavy burden to carry. I never asked to be a role model. Actually I did ask, repeatedly, but I didn’t really know what I was getting into. Anyway, now it’s too late to go back. I’ve tried to retire more than a few times, only to be dragged back into the limelight by my fanatical fan base.

Since we have determined that you are a loyal fan, it is only safe to say they you're probably obsessed with learning as much as you can about my life. In particular, you'd like to know when I’m entering a casino (weather it be in Vegas, Atlantic City or on the Riviera) what type of paraphernalia do I take with me to ensure a successful might at the tables?

Excellent question. Obviously, I cannot divulge all my secrets, but there are a few bits I will share. Unless you screw up very badly, you'll be able to benefit from them.

First of all, any time I set foot in a casino, I try make sure that my attire is appropriate to the occasion. This does not mean putting on a tuxedo, at least not always. Because comfort tops style as a priority. You must be able to focus your attention 100 percent on what’s happening at the table, and not be constantly readjusting ill-tailored clothing. Remember that.

Secondly, I like to have my own little pill dispenser with me, which I usually keep in my breast pocket. This is very handy, especially during long matches which may take many hours on end. Whatever your pain reliever/mood enhancer of choice may be - Advil, Tic Tacs or any number of illicit compounds - it’s nice to have plenty at your disposal at all times. The last thing you want is to be struck by a migraine, fatigue or bad breath when you’re unable to do anything about it.

The last bit of paraphernalia I will tell you about is my own personalized napkin dispenser. This is handy for when your cocktail glass dampens a napkin to the point that it becomes totally unusable. Especially in the busier Vegas Casinos, where cocktail waitresses are known to disappear for 15 minutes at a stretch, it’s nice to be able to put a fresh napkin down under the glass so your chips don't get wet. That can be a serious distraction.