Library of Online Game Reviews

Complete Library of Online Game Reviews

Do you consider yourself to be a collector? Are you the type of individual who would rather spend an entire weekend amassing large amounts of a particularly treasured item more than anything else in the whole world? If you can answer that question in the affirmative, you have very much in common with your humble correspondent.

For years now I have been amassing an absolutely colossal collection of beaver teeth, which I suspect but cannot prove is the largest collection of its kind of on the planet. I have repeatedly contacted the rather snotty editors at Guinness regarding my collection, only to be rebuffed and ignored time and time again. Trust me when I say that some rather drastic measures are being mapped out should my claim fail to be recognized in the next printing of the Guinness Book of World Records. It would be imprudent of me to say more on this matter at the moment, just keep your eyes peeled for any interesting developments that may occur on this front and know that Floyd Manning's handiwork is involved.

I have a word of caution for all you would-be collectors out there in cyberspace. It is absolutely critical to choose the right type of item to collect, thus sparing yourself untold pain and frustration. In other words, some things simply cannot be collected in a comprehensive way, and such an attempt is a surefire formula for a date with a straightjacket.

Need an example? How about my late Uncle Xander, who set out several decades ago to form the world's largest collection of full-grown male hippopotami. Ignoring advice from friends regarding the endangered status of these animals, not to mention the logistical headaches involved with attempting to house a large number of them (especially considering that Xander lived in a four-story walkup on Staten Island, sharing the space with his wife and eight children) he recklessly pursued his quest until finally giving it up on his deathbed, a broken man who had failed to garner even one lousy hippo to call his own.

Do not make the mistake my uncle made. Specifically, do not attempt to put together the world's most complete library of online game reviews. Why? It is about as realistic an option as capturing the wind in your arms. The Internet continues to sprout new online game reviews practically by the minute, appearing on Web sites of various levels of quality.

You must realize there's a tremendous amount of diversity when it comes to online gaming reviews, particularly in the area of legitimacy. Don't be too shocked when I tell you that many online casinos write their own "objective reviews" and then post them at affiliate Web sites in an attempt to attract new players. Be sure to always seek out honest and fair reviews strictly for the purpose of making yourself a better informed gambler. Don't try collecting them all, that is a task which can only end in tragedy!