Top 5 Casinos in Estonia

Top 5 Casinos in Estonia

 might as well just admit that I have a fairly complicated relationship with the nation of Estonia. This is not something which is easy or painless for me to divulge, but in the interest of full disclosure it is only fair to say that my take on this country is biased by a string of unfortunate occurrences.

Generally, my strict editorial sense dictates that I not include any personal details which are not fully relevant to the topic at hand, but at the same time it is impossible for me to write about the top five casinos found in Estonia without shedding a bit of light on how I came to be acquainted with those institutions in the first place. Context, as the saying goes, is everything.

Keeping this short and sweet, I will simply say that during a particularly bleak winter in the late 1980s, when the gloom of loneliness and frustration began to set in on a profound level, I acted out of sheer desperation by picking up the phone and ordering myself a mail-order bride. I was under the impression that the young lady in question - let's call her Natasha Z. - hailed from Ukraine, which was a specific requirement of mine based upon certain things I'd heard about Ukrainian women and their prowess with the arts of love. So you can imagine how crestfallen I was when Natasha (undoubtedly lovely though she was) tearfully revealed to me that her motherland was not Ukraine but the nearby nation of Estonia.

What happened over the course of the next six months is far too painful for me to the explicate in any detail. Suffice to say that my bride found herself another sugar daddy here in the US of A and our marriage was annulled, but not until she had entirely drained my bank account and my general faith in humanity. I guess we have to live and learn from our mistakes.

But, moving onto a brighter topic, let's take a look at five excellent casinos you should visit if you ever find yourself in Estonia.

1. Casino Sfinks - Elvas is in Elva, Tartumaa, and is open daily 24 hours. The casino features 12 slots. The property has one bar and superbly clean restrooms.

2. Kristiine Kasiino - Kristiine Center is a Casino in Tallinn, Harjumaa. The casino features 38 slots, which are all loose and juicy.

3. Viking Club and Casino is in Tallinn, Harjumaa, and is open daily 10 p.m. to 9 a.m. The casino features 41 slots. The property has one bar. Everything here is made with vodka, including Shirley Temples and coffee.

4. Moulin Rouge Casino - Grand Hotel Tallinn is in Tallinn, Harjumaa. The casino features 22 slots. The property has one bar and a hotel with 164 rooms, all of them well maintained by a courteous staff.

5. Casino Grand Prix - Narvas is in Narva, Ida-Virumaa, and is open daily 24 hours. The casino features 23 slots, plenty of action to be had here.